one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
I just want to point out that Ed’s socks have 252,100 notes. That’s more than a quarter of a million notes.