egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

cumsock:

she dead

(Source: memewhore)

sarcastic-alpha:

me when ever I’m at store with my parents

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

fontinosantana:

engineering is red

science is blue

command is yellow

this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia

(Source: fieldcate)

(Source: hannahbowl)

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officialunitedstates:

normallyscott:

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hahahahahaha

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littlebitofbass:

I just want to point out that Ed’s socks have 252,100 notes. That’s more than a quarter of a million notes. 
For socks.  littlebitofbass:

I just want to point out that Ed’s socks have 252,100 notes. That’s more than a quarter of a million notes. 
For socks. 

littlebitofbass:

I just want to point out that Ed’s socks have 252,100 notes. That’s more than a quarter of a million notes. 

For socks.